Heidi Montag Pratt, Playboy, and the Naked Truth of Her Reality

Holly Montag told Usmagazine.com Monday, "She's not nude. Her Maxim cover was so gorgeous and tasteful, and I know Playboy is going to be the same. It's really cool that she can be part of the Playboy family. I love it. I go up there all the time and play poker. I love the girls there, and it's very cool to be a part of that legacy."

Now, if the magazine does not sell as well for the better half of the couple everyone loves to hate, she can blame it on her sister's heads-up that she didn't pose naked in Playboy. Which means that Al Roker has been let off the hook.

Which elicits the question: Is there anything about Heidi Montag Pratt that is real?

Heidi Montag Pratt's sister, Holly Montag, fresh out of the Costa Rican jungle that her sister and brother-in-law, Spencer Pratt, could not handle (remember the train wreck, "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!"?), told Us magazine this week that Heidi Pratt would not be
Heidi Montag Pratt, Playboy, and the Naked Truth of Her Reality
Date: July 28, 2009
Los Angeles, CA
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naked in her upcoming Playboy pictorial.

It is a known fact that the reality show "The Hills" is scripted (for the most part), which means that the situations are contrived, staged, whatever. And Dr. Drew Pinsky (star of his own reality show "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew") stated in his book, The Mirror Effect, that he did not believe that Heidi and Spencer Pratt were actually the way they portray themselves, but that they were exceptionally good at playing the controversy angle, acting the way they think people might expect them to act, stopping at nothing to make the audience despise them. Dr. Drew Pinsky also observes that Heidi and Spencer Pratt may be true narcissists.

And then there are Heidi Montag Pratt's own set of "hills," which apparently aren't real, either. Lauren Conrad, who once starred on "The Hills" with Heidi Montag - now - Pratt, told Harper's Bazaar that Heidi Pratt's "hills" weren't "going to pay for themselves," a reference to the Heidi's upcoming spread in Playboy. Lauren Conrad also insinuated that she didn't call around to make certain that people knew where she was going to be.